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#usa
- United States: How can we further manage our citizens without being too obvious?
- People: Don't manage us.
- United States: Oh, I know, let's militarize the police forces!
- People: We don't need that. We need jobs. We need food. We need housing. We need a good education system.
- United States: We simply don't have funding for that. We just militarized your police forces for your "safety" from, uh, er, "terrorists".
- People: ...
- United States: What?
- People: We voted you in. You work for us.
- United States: Of course we do! We just happen to have backroom deals where we take money from some of the biggest corporations and richest people in your interest.
- People: F*** This S***.
- United States: THEY'RE REBELLING. THEY'RE ORGANIZING. LOOK, IT'S A PROTEST AT A UNIVERSITY! QUICKLY! PEPPER SPRAY AND BEAT THEM INTO THE GROUND BEFORE THEY HURT THEMSELVES.
- Media: We don't know what the f*** is happening, but here's your top 10 list for must-have summer items.
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kateoplis: Uteruses, how do they work?
[…] Sadly, religious instruction isn’t much help: between telling women that an aspirin between the knees or a phonebook on a man’s lap will prevent pregnancy, it’s perhaps unsurprising that strict adherents to a religion in which a primary article of faith is that a…
(Source: Guardian)
